Practice Safe Sun

Practice Safe Sun
Corporation: Hats in the Belfrey
Product: Hats
Location: Baltimore, MD
Collected On: 04-09-2006
Researcher: M. Cleland

Please suggest how one might go about performing this command as literally as possible.

1. Have a crane shade you from the sun by suspending a safe over your head daily… until the day you really need to.
2. On sunny days wear a huge condom over your entire body