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The International Database of Corporate Commands

Pick up a Perfect Desert

Pick up a perfect dessert
Corporation: Desserts to Go
Product: pie
Location: Waltham, MA
Collected On: 02-15-2005
Researcher: kanarinka
Language: English

Please suggest how one might go about performing this command as literally as possible.

  1. bring a pie home for thanksgiving and introduce it to your parents
  2. The Immaculate Brownie
  3. Cruise the shadier parts of town, pick up a pie doing business, take it back to your hotel room, fuck it up it’s pie hole.
A sign that is behind glass, but appears to have a frame. Could be in the window of a cafe or restaurant - a bit hard to tell.