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Love Your Job.

Love your job.
Corporation: Watch Station
Product: employment at watch station
Location: Baltimore, MD
Collected On: 04-09-2006
Researcher: M. Cleland   Please suggest how one might go about performing this command as literally as possible.

  1. Fornicate with your job description
  2. Weep with gratitude as you eat, sleep, dream, and wake up with your job. Protect it from danger and allow it to blossom in your absence.
  3. physicaly treat the objects that you use in your job as if they are babies
  4. Physicaly treat the objects and tools that you use in your job as if they were babies
  5. Physicaly treat the objects and tools that you use in your job as if they were babies.
  6. Send your supervisor or boss flowers on the anniversary of your hire date, and on Valentine’s Day.
  7. Legally bind yourself to your occupation, and protect it by taking out a life insurance policy that pays out to it at your demise
  8. vain
  9. Always take MDMA before going to work
  10. Abuse your job, take it for granted, expect it to be there for you and accept your apologies for your bullying and absence, have aggressive self-centered sex with your job, fall asleep, expect your job to provide for you and your mistress.
  11. Quit job, be a filthy beggar.
A very blurry sign that says 'Love Your Job.'