Love your job.
Corporation: Watch Station
Product: employment at watch station
Location: Baltimore, MD
Collected On: 04-09-2006
Researcher: M. Cleland
Please suggest how one might go about performing this command as literally as possible.
- Fornicate with your job description
- Weep with gratitude as you eat, sleep, dream, and wake up with your job. Protect it from danger and allow it to blossom in your absence.
- physicaly treat the objects that you use in your job as if they are babies
- Physicaly treat the objects and tools that you use in your job as if they were babies
- Physicaly treat the objects and tools that you use in your job as if they were babies.
- Send your supervisor or boss flowers on the anniversary of your hire date, and on Valentine’s Day.
- Legally bind yourself to your occupation, and protect it by taking out a life insurance policy that pays out to it at your demise
- vain
- Always take MDMA before going to work
- Abuse your job, take it for granted, expect it to be there for you and accept your apologies for your bullying and absence, have aggressive self-centered sex with your job, fall asleep, expect your job to provide for you and your mistress.
- Quit job, be a filthy beggar.
