GET SMOOTH SHINY STRAIGHT STYLE
Corporation: Redken
Product: Smooth Down Shampoo
Location: Cambridge, MA
Collected On: 02-20-2005
Researcher: kanarinka
Language: English
Please suggest how one might go about performing this command as literally as possible.
- Buy one of those suits that reflect light, but make sure nobody thinks it makes you look gay.
- Wear a lubricated condom
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