DO NOT DISTURB

DO NOT DISTURB
Corporation: Thompson Hotels
Product: Hotels
Location: New York City
Collected On: 02-11-2005
Researcher: LONE PANTHER
Language: English

Please suggest how one might go about performing this command as literally as possible.

1. no touch!
2. don’t tell them who is president
3. don’t tell them the one about the paedophile, the nun and the elastic band
4. drown