COUNT ON EXCITEMENT
Corporation: Massachusetts State Lottery Commission
Product: Keno
Location: Central Sq., Cambridge, MA
Collected On: 02-20-2005
Researcher: The Institute for Infinitely Small Things – Expedition #1
Language: English
Please suggest how one might go about performing this command as literally as possible.
- Place bets on all greyhounds and horses named excitement.
- get a calculator, put a sticker on it that says “excitement”
- Count out loud (eyes shut or not, depending on desired effect) as far as you can while seated on carpet that reads “excitement”
- Find or create a drug called ‘Excitement’. Ingest it and procede to count.
- Climb on top of your 1989 Pontiac Grand Am, take a tally of something.
